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[cosmic_llin]

If you don't want to read this, don't bother - it's just a record for me and Sash to treasure forever!



S: Have you done any reading?
(C Shakes head)
(Pause)
C: Do chicken kievs come from Kiev?
S: No, from my freezer. Honestly I don't know... I want a kiev.
C: Chicken or city?
S: City.
C: Is there such thing as a turkey kiev?
S: No idea. I want a beef kiev.
Something's different with you today. Have you been getting hot action?
C: I WISH. I want some hot action.
S: Find a hot guy. How about him? -------->
C: NO
S: I want a collection of puppies. Kiev is my dream home.
(Lecturer mentions Poles fighting Swedes. Cathryn doodles some swedes (ie the vegetable) and some poles (ie the...erm...long sticks...))
S: I thought that too.
(Lecturer mentions skirmishes)
S: SKIRMISH.
I AM A SECRET.
But... Shhh!
C: OK!
S: I think you're dementing.
C: Is that a real verb?
S: Yes, you fool.
I've got onions on the brain.
C: Oh. Is that fatal?
S: Not in my case. It is on your case though.
C: Lucky I don't have it then.
S: That's what you think...
C: :(
I'm hongry.
S: I'm not. But I wouldn't refuse nourishment.
(Lecturer mentions ranks)
C: SHABBA!
S: That is illegal.
C: Dwi'n ysgrifennu yn Cymraeg.
S: Shut up, Welshie.
C: RACIST DUTCH SCUM.
S: [dutch are] the best.
C: ho-bag.
S: [incomprehensible doodle] - my aunt
[incomprehensible doodle] - my uncle
[rude doodle] - you
C: [doodle of gravestone] - you
SORRY
S: I accept zero apologies.
C: 0