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cosmic_llin ([personal profile] cosmic_llin) wrote2005-06-20 09:14 pm

Field Report 1A, 21.14 20/06/05, Case X-21646235464

After ascertaining that the missing loggers disappeared somewhere in the vicinity of the Hanson quarry, Agent Langly and I assumed disguises and proceeded to that location.
Surprisingly, we saw no sign of dismembered corpses, blood-soaked axes etc, which would have given us some firmer ground on which to proceed. It seems clear that we have stumbled across a larger conspiracy, however, since a Tourist Board spotter plane was seen overhead, and we were forced to sunbathe and eat sweets for almost half an hour in order to avoid detection.
We do have one possible lead, however. The area in question was suspiciously infested with insects. Agent Langly believes them to be "killer bugs", which possibly killed or ate the missing loggers. However, I believe it more likely that the insects in question are an extremely sophisticated means of spreading a deadly virus, in order to create an emergency situation so that martial law can be declared. The loggers, in that case, would be preliminary test subjects for the virus and its means of transmission.

My recommendation is that Agent Frohike be brought in on this case. Clearly the insects are involved in some way, and Agent Frohike has the extensive knowledge of insect biology that Agent Langly and I lack.

End of Report 1A

Memo to Agent Byers re: Field Report 1A, Case X-21646235464

[identity profile] cadiliniel.livejournal.com 2005-06-20 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I strongly agree with your recommendation. I will send a request immediately to Walty-poo Assitant Director Skinner, so that Agent Frohike may be free to come assist on this case once her exams current assignment is completed.


Agent Langly.

Re: Memo to Agents Byers and Langly re: Field Report 1A, Case X-21646235464

[identity profile] bunnyvon.livejournal.com 2005-06-22 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I recieved your request via the Assistant Director at 2100 hours. I've been asked to inform you that he can't spare me right now *unprofessional snigger* but my expertise will be dispatched ASAP.