Maybe you could invent a Napoleon ice-cream. It should be short, squat, have a little hat on top, and smell suspiciously of garlic :P

Did I ever email you to tell you there's something in the post for you? I think it went out about five days ago. I can't be sure though because I'm dependent on Himself to post stuff (due to the whole things about me not existing, heh) and he was out with a flu and then too busy to get to the post office for some while :-|